Bolzit - it's all lies

The Muppet is the unlikely cousin of the Girrafe, nobody is quite sure how it happend

Its so technologicaly advanced that it can generate shaving cream by simply picking its nose

This product is then canned and sent around the nation of its residence, brightly labeled and reasonably priced

They are known to have an amazing understanding of nothing

Muppets seeks refuge in various places but are more often seen lurking in Harvey World Travel

Muppets also may be seen in various fields in search of mango trees, a natural predator of their species

They will then yelp at the mango tree for no less than a month

This is said to impress the female of the species, in total there are 5 different genders, male, female, e-mail, mail man and text message

If you are ever attacked by a Muppet, discard all mango related products and start reading "plankton farmer - a true story"

The Muppet will run screaming in terror and probably fall over a couple of times in the process