Bolzit - it's all lies

A noise that is produced from the anal region of small marsupials, particularly in asians. The resonating sound has been recorded to serve as a beacon to pedophiliacs and randomly assorted star fish, and in turn, these creatures suppliment the small marsupials and/or asians with supplimentary food stuffings; like yoplai yoghurts and socks. This ritualistic summoning occurs usually every leap year, on a Tuesday, partly cloudy, and if anyone by the name of Randy happens to buy a wheel of cheese at his local grocery store.