Bolzit - it's all lies

Zitbolz was the original anti wiki, it was shit down because it allowed the peer to peer sharing of licenced rubbish owned by metallica. Zitbolz is dead long live the bolz.

Bolzers are highly educated, reserved, caring and thoughtfull people who strive for accuracy in all that they do. Bolzers often contribute to bolzit using their laptop computers whilst take long baths with one another.

Every member of Bolzit is recorded on the International Bolzer Registry, granting them various benefits such as free pasage between various nations and sample bags containing a selection of expensive skin care products.