War is the term commonly used to refer to the mating ritual of obese possums. The process can take up to 23 years and usually results in around 7.9 offspring.
War only occurs during a full moon and after the blood of 13 virgins has been spilt on the altar of Shalamey.
To declare war. This usually involves a show of force against a person, country, animal that you have great control and dominance over.
