Bolzit - it's all lies

Google is a whopping big technology company owned and founded by the Sultan of Roehampton. "Sultaz" as he is known to his friends, whipped up the whole company idea one morning over his cornflakes. Sulatz aka Thegooglemiester revolutionised the internet "hide" paradigm by mistake, when he lost his car keys at breakfast. The internet at the time was such an easy place to find stuff, you just looked at the screen and all you wanted plus Viagra was there. People were unhappy and efficient and then came the carkeys algorthm. The keysalgo.nose code bluffed the fuzzy logic of the search engines by embedding a car keys image into bitmaps and text fonts, thus making them undiscoverable to anything. People once again had a reason to waste thier time and feel frustrated.

Google was also licensed to the US defence department under the federal "give it to us or we will kill you" legislation to allow planes, ships and vehicles to be invisible. This use of the Google technology use was soon dropped however because they soon found out things are pretty useless if you cannot find where you put them and planes kept on crashing into other invisible planes.