Bolzit - it's all lies

Hello guys, just a quick update from captain bolzit.

I have been busy lately I have just come back from the Olympic games, it’s sad that it’s all over again for 5 more years but I am sure that the memories we have from the Iraq games will see us through. Bolzit has taken off in Iraq they just love the idea of sitting back and keying in a whole bucket of camel crap, so that people around the world can laugh there tits off. I was there to give a prize to the 1 millionth bolzit member from Iraq Usif Mypartz. Usif has become quite a celebrity and has just re written the Datsun 120y repair manual for Bolzit, to make it interesting and lies, he replaced every car part with the anatomy of the Siberian Hopping Snail. Anyway check it out, there are more updates to come, just search the keywords "sql error, can't do syntax for shit" and you will see what's been going on.

Captain B