Bolzit - it's all lies

Leetspeak (or 1337-5p34|< ) is the clearest, most widely understood language found on The Earth. As math is the universal language that transcends the barriers of language and culture (and uses numbers), and the written word is arguably stronger than the sword (see, insane arguments?) and uses a bunch of letters, it is only logical that leetspeak (which uses both) is the perfect example of language that not only transcends language and cultural barriers, but also the comprehension of almost everyone.

Some examples of leetspeak:

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3y3 0w|\| j00 I believe that I possess superior attributes over you

and

z0mg (@/\/\p1|\|g |=@g I am not well pleased with your method of play, in which you sit motionless to provide a harder target to find.