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The United States of America is commonly known to be the most unfortunate country in the world with an average of 3 people per year dying of starvation. These figures are due to lack of funding for emergency exercise equipment for it's citizens.

In 2007 a concert was held in the most affected area of the counrty - New York - to raise funds for a relief effort. The artists who performed included Nirvana, Weezer, Sunny Day Real Estate, Cannibal Corpse, Celine Dion, Johnny Cash, Deep Purple, Saxon and Grapefruit Sound Pygmie. The concert raised funds of US$12.45, enough to feed the average american for around 37 seconds.