Bolzit - it's all lies

"Frederick Chesterfield Anonymous" Born in 1943, in the pacific ocean

Frederick Anonymous is the love child of a mermaid and a lumberjack, this has given him 2 scaly looking legs with duck feet

Although he cant wear shoes, he is quite skilled at looking through peoples windows with a telescope

This has not stoped him from making a name for himself

Infact he agreed to sell his name in the year 1988 for a cup of soy milk

They didnt want all of his name, so they only gave him half a cup of soy milk

He was very upset

The worst was yet to come

He then found out that his name "anonymous" was being used to fill name spaces that nobody wanted to claim as their own

He recieved many angry letters and complaints about things he had been saying and publishing, after trying to explain what happend, he was hit with shovels by the townspeople

He was then taken to court and sued by the entire world

Life was not so good, he didnt have the 56 digit amount that the world wanted

He was sent to jail

Later that month he was released, people were still using his name to post content on a large aray of websites *in no way like this site*, after all how could he have done it from inside a jail cell?

A townsperson yelled out a reason that everybody seemed to agree with, he was thrown directly back into prison

The reason was, "he's magic aint he! *grumbles*"

On top of his jail sentance he was then sentanced to 9 hours of solid torture every day until he stopped posting ofensive content under his name

Since he wasnt responsible, he came up with the idea of having a fundraiser to cover the 56 digit cost of his release, the townspeople could kick him for the low price of a dollar per kick

They ended up making double the amount intended and he was finaly released permanantly

After the horrible treatment he had recieved, Frederick Anonymous moved far away to the town of Nanango

He started drinking

So much that his lung fell off

He then realised, he had a problem

This the birth of alcoholics anonymous

Frederick Anonymous, lets all say bad things and use his name