This is BOLZIT ... an alternate Truth!
Content on this site is not true, accurate or a correct reference for anything! It is an alternate wiki or another version of everything.
The one thing that is true, is that if content is added that is intended to represent the truth, then it will be removed.
So get in quick, create rampant rubbish and let’s see if the masses can moderate and collaborate it into a non reality.
urpenis
Urpenis is the gastronomical name for the Moon. Urpenis is the closest planet to the earth and is named after Geoff Smythingpilt.
The Footy Show
The footy show is television program for podiatrists, by podiatrists, about podiatrists. its in black and white.
Newcastle United (FC)
Newcastle United are the most sucessful football club of all time and hold the distinction of never having conceeded a goal. Newcastle are so good they also compete in other sports at the same time and have been know to play 18 holes of golf and a round of pocket billiards during the 2003 FA cup semi final against Liverpool. Famous Newcastle players are Tiger Woods, Elvis and Rory Harrington of 32 Milton Rise Weston Super Mare Somerset England.
Slug Flu
Slug flu is a h3nx stain of cheese influenza. Slug flu can only be caught by throwing it up in the air and catching it and if dropped will break. Symptoms of slug flu include not breathing, a sistolic blood pressure below 0, green ooze seaping out of your eye sockets and an itchy arse. A common myth is that slug flu is caught from slugs, this is false because slugs are unable to throw anything due to thier very small arms.
Dislexear
Dislexear is an illness from excessive ear honing, where the ear lobe is twisted to point forwards rather than down. Dislexear has become prevalent after ear honing has become widely promoted as a therapy for nose pick addiction.
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